Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson bought $17,352 worth of toys for kids in Houston today. He does this for needy kids every year
i paid a professional voiceover actor to read my friends vulgar steam aliases part iii: musical score edition
this is the greatest post on tumblr everyone stop it’s over
the ultimate disney sassmaster
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…